Campbell Elliot is a travel journalist for the Austin American Statesman. Finally, he has found the love of his life and is planning on asking for Kittye Katz hand in marriage.

Kittye Katz is the heiress from a multi-millionaire grandfather. Her passion is singing and writing music. She is a lounge singer at the Driskell Hotel, downtown Austin, Texas which is where she met Campbell Elliot. Being a red-head, describes her personality; fiery and feisty.

Kittye's best friend, Heather Capshaw , is a blond bombshell that can be described as a B.A.B.E. She dances at The Men's Den, an upscale gentlemen's club in Austin. She has a lucrative side business as a dominatrix. "Off with the clothes lawyer boy!"

C..B Hitchcock is Texas State Representative that is hell-bent with sights set on being governor. Narcissistic to the max, as well as a control freak, he will kill anyone that gets in his way to the top on being the next state go "Mirror mirror in my hand. Who is the next governor of the land?"

Chet Putzer is an ex-state trooper gone sour. After his departure from being employed by the state, he turned hired thug for C.B. Hitchcock. Putzer would rather be caught dead than be in public without his starched western shirt and jeans, big silver belt buckle of the state of Texas, cowboy boots and black Stetson.

Louie Box can best be described as greasy. His scraggly hair is cut in a mullet. His odor precedes him. Forced early retirement from Texas State Trooper (fired), led to his current employment by C.B. Hitchcock as a hired goon to carry out evil deeds. "Hey cutie, I'll have one of dem Anus Boscosti.""Ya say my breaths bad? Give me one of dem Adnoids.""Got any of dat messican hay?"

Joe Roscoe is an Austin police officer and is Campbell Elliot's best friend. He is single, but on the lookout for love. He constantly pumps iron and has a body of iron.

Judge Mark Masterson is classy and has a nickname of Mr. Magoo. He sees what he wants to see. His interest is piqued towards the deviant in his cases, as well as his personal life as he falls head over his tasseled loafers for exotic dancer, Heather Capshaw when she shows up in his court from a spanking gone over-board.

Larry Biggerstaff is a trial lawyer and a monthly client of Heather Capshaw. He is not so much into kink, but will pay her exorbitant prices just to be near his heartthrob. Married to a snobby Dallas Junior Leaguer, most of his time with Heather is spent complaining about his wife.

Kappy Sanders is a detective with the Marble Falls PD. His happiest moments are at the dinner table, preferably at the Bluebonnet Cafe. He is jovial, but his height and girth are intimidating. I don't care what you call me, just don't call me late for dinner."

John Rae Bowlan is Campbell Elliot's nosey, retired, neighbor. He is a card carrying NRA member, militia activist, and a constitutionalist
who rants about the tyrannical government. "Want to go target practice? Remember ... it's yur second amendment right to pack. The right to bear arms."

RALPH the wonder dog is Campbell Elliot's best friend.